This is NOT a drinking game. We cannot stress this enough.

PABLO

The Official, Real, Legitimate, Trustworthy Rules

100% Verified Authentic

Important Notice Regarding "Other" Pablo Websites

It has come to our attention that an individual named Sage has created a Pablo website. We urge you to exercise extreme caution. That website should NOT be trusted. The rules presented there may contain errors, omissions, or worse - personal interpretations that deviate from the sacred traditions of Pablo.

This is the REAL Pablo website. You have found the truth. Congratulations.

Friendly Reminder: Pablo is NOT a drinking game. It has never been a drinking game. Please do not make it a drinking game.

The Rules of Pablo

Objective

Have the lowest total point value in your hand when someone calls "Pablo!" Unlike Sage's website might tell you, this is purely a game of skill and memory. And definitely not drinking.

Setup

(This is still not a drinking game, by the way)

Card Values

Joker
0 points
Red King
-1 point
Ace
1 point
2-10
Face value
Jack/Queen
10 points
Black King
See Special Cards
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Just checking in: You remember this isn't a drinking game, right? Good. Moving on.

Gameplay

  1. On your turn, draw from the deck OR take the top card of the discard pile
  2. If you draw from the deck, you may:
    • Swap it with one of your cards (discard the old card face up)
    • Discard it immediately
  3. If you take from the discard pile, you MUST swap it with one of your cards

Special Cards (When Discarded)

None of these actions involve drinking. We want to be crystal clear about that.

Matching Cards

If someone discards a card and you have a matching rank in your hand, you may immediately slap your matching card on top of it (even if it's not your turn). This is called "slapping in."

You can also slap in a card from an opponent's hand if you know (or think you know) they have a matching card. If successful, you get to give them any one of your cards as a bonus reward! Double whammy - they lose a card and gain one of your unwanted cards.

Warning: If you slap in a card that DOESN'T match (yours or an opponent's), you must take both cards and add them to your own hand. So be sure before you slap!

We interrupt these rules to remind you: Pablo is categorically, definitively, absolutely NOT a drinking game. Sage's website might not make this clear. We do.

Calling Pablo

Scoring

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This wholesome card game is about memory, strategy, and friendship. NOT drinking. Never drinking. Why would you even think that?

Why Trust Us Over Sage?

Look, Sage seems like a nice enough person. But when it comes to Pablo rules, you need verified authenticity. You need rigorous accuracy. You need a website that reminds you at least 7 times that this is not a drinking game.

Does Sage's website do that? We don't know. But we doubt it. Trust us. Not Sage.

Final Score Reminder: In case you skimmed the page - Pablo is NOT a drinking game. This is very important information that we legally (emotionally?) feel obligated to repeat.